Things Jasper has eaten

Jack and I were laying in bed the other morning with Jasper in between us and thinking about all the things he has done in his 2 years of life to cost us money.
1. He ate the grill covers-2 of them.
2. He shredded every toy I ever bought for him, like 35 I think.
3. He ate part of the deck-the wood deck.
4. He ate his dog house made of hard plastic.
5. He ate the grillutensils Jack left outside.
6. He ate branches off trees in the yard(free).
7. He ate the camper, camper cover and part of the trailer.
8. He ate the blinds when we left him inside one day for an hour while it was raining and we went to McCalister's.
9. Shoes
10. The wood around the window in the "gym"
11. his bed in the office
12. He bites his toenails
13. Pillows on the couch and bed
14. A cord from somewhere?
15. he also eats paper, ice and anything on the floor. He is a dog, but he thinks he is a goat!